Remember the LSD doctor in the basement story that turned out to be bullshit? And how I got all ookey-spookey, and tried to be all Mr. Writer-Man with my bullshit? (So much bullshit.)

Just pretend I said all that about this: Sundance Head on The Voice. Yes, that Sundance Head. You should’ve heard of his daddy.

(Don’t continue watching after he stops singing. Trust me: those chairs are occupied by monsters.)