Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Tag: the beam

Beam Me Up, Mickey

One of these days, Mickey and Bill Walton are going to have a Dead shirt-off, and I don’t think both of them will survive the ordeal.

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In Donald Trump’s dreams, his hands are the size of Bill Walton’s. (Holy shit, look at those paws.)

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What’s the doohickey? Bottom right on the near side of the Beam. It looks like a coin slot. Does the Beam take quarters? If someone is playing the Beam and you put your quarter down, do you get next?

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Is Mickey about to perform? Or–and this is my guess–has he begun wearing those sweatbands at all times?