Jerry Garcia 70th Birthday Celebration at AT&T Park in San Francisco on August 1, 2012

“So, Bobby mentioned something about you and him and milking, but he didn’t get into specifics.”

“Bobby’s a big picture thinker.”


“Right, Mick.”

“You go to a farm? Bobby lives on a mountain.”

“Huh? What?”

“Nothing to milk on a mountain.”

“Plenty to milk on a mountain.”

“Such as?”

“I dunno. Mountain goats. Mountain lions. Mountain Girl.”

“None of those things lives on Mt. Tamalpais. Plus, I dare you to try milking two of those things.”

“It was just some guys milking, Mick. Having fun and milking.”


“You know: let’s milk! And everyone’s there, or just the two of you, and it just kinda happens and then there’s milking.”

“Bill, I need you to tell me in plain language what you think ‘milking’ means.”

“Did you rape Bobby?”

“I should text him and see if we’re cool.”