Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

That Bassist Said “Delilah, You Cut off My Hair”

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Hey, Oteil. Are, uh…are you holding your head crooked?

“What? No.”

Oh, okay. Is the camera tilted, maybe?

“What are you talking about?”

Hold on, lemme get a different angle.

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Yeah: it’s not centered.

“It is, too.”

Your mohawk’s listing ten degrees to starboard.

“It is not.”

Looks like it’s sliding off your head.

“How do I not be part of your little skits any more?”

I take bribes.

“Ounce of my new weed and a box full of merch.”

Done. Is that a Neville?

“It is.”

Nifty.

2 Comments

  1. you can always buy a popcorn hat

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