Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

That Bassist Said “Delilah, You Cut off My Hair”


Hey, Oteil. Are, uh…are you holding your head crooked?

“What? No.”

Oh, okay. Is the camera tilted, maybe?

“What are you talking about?”

Hold on, lemme get a different angle.


Yeah: it’s not centered.

“It is, too.”

Your mohawk’s listing ten degrees to starboard.

“It is not.”

Looks like it’s sliding off your head.

“How do I not be part of your little skits any more?”

I take bribes.

“Ounce of my new weed and a box full of merch.”

Done. Is that a Neville?

“It is.”



  1. you can always buy a popcorn hat

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