Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Basket Of Deplorables, Specificated

  • Admitted racists.
  • People who will aggressively deny being racists, but always use the president’s middle name for some reason.
  • Shitheels.
  • Cockknockers.
  • Jew-haters.(I know the proper appellation is anti-Semite, but like our dear Mr. Orwell said: never use a Latinate word when an Anglo-Saxon one will do.)
  • Juggalos.
  • Sean Hannity.
  • A good 40-45% of Twitter.
  • Your uncle.
  • Anyone, anywhere who has ever used the initialism “SJW” except in the sentence “When I hear someone use the initialism ‘SJW,’ I know they they had a minute or two without oxygen as a baby.”
  • People who don’t know the difference between an acronym and an initialism.
  • Russophiles. (Not Joe Russo, the country.)
  • Whoever added the “Read Receipt” function to Twitter DMs are to be deplored, and then put in a basket.
  • Birthers.
  • Truthers.
  • The refs in Munich ’72 who screwed our basketball team out of their gold medals.
  • The 1972 Miami Dolphins.
  • Franco Harris.
  • Whatever dickbrained ninny told Hillary to say the phrase “basket of deplorables” out loud and in public.
  • Those that let a win go their head, or a loss get to their heart.


  1. Are you a Raiders fan?

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