“Can we bring the house lights up a bit? Just a bit? Thanks.
“Okay: you, you, not you, you, not you, definitely not you, and you. You are now Grateful Deads. Ahhh…that row over there with the stone-cold teen foxes: welcome to the Dead.
“Can the mezzanine stand up, please, so I–Parish, let me go!”
Also: headless bass.