Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Bob Is Back In Town

Hey, buddy. Good to see you.

“Rough day or so.”

Look at you, already back to doing hand-on-chin.

“Well, you know: I am a professional.”

Never said different. What happened?

“Didn’t vet my tacos extremely enough.”

Oh, you gotta vet the shit out of those things.

“Just until you know what’s going on, yeah. Turned into a bit of a sprinkler.”

Not optimal.

“No, no. Worst part was Billy kept kicking the bathroom door open and taking pictures.”

That sounds terrible.

“Wait, no. Not the worst part.”

Please don’t say–

“Puke kept getting stuck to my beard.”

–puke kept…ew. Well, everyone’s glad you’re okay.

“You bet. Hey, uh, question.”

Yeah?

“They letting us back into the country?”

You, yes. String Cheese, no.

“I’m fine with that.”

Everyone is.

6 Comments

  1. Ox

    Did Bobby dye his hair for the premier?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      This is from 2011.

      • Ox

        Gotcha. The “11” probably should have been a hint. On the other hand, I kinda like picturing Bobby in a Walgreens picking over Just For Men.

        • Luther Von Baconson

          Touch of Grey……just like the Rocket

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcuPnF97xk

          • Spencer

            Jeebus, imagine The Rocket reffing your pee wee hockey game.

          • Luther Von Baconson

            the Rocket got around. If you read Roger’s World (Roger Neilson biography), there is a picture of the ref Rocket and a young Roger with his Bick’s Pickles Midget team.

            also also, met the Bubbleman at an Andy Coe (GD cover band) show on Friday. Andy is playing with Melvin Seals in town next week (DSO the next).

            http://www.bubbleman.com/

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