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The Clown Thing: An FAQ

What’s with the clowns?

Dunno.

Is it a sign?

Yes.

Of?

Dunno.

If you see a clown in the woods beckoning towards you, what should do?

Burn down the woods.

Only way to be sure.

I like your thinking.

What if it’s not an fleshwalker in harlequin makeup, and it’s just some dumbass kids?

Burn them.

Are the clowns evil?

Yes.

Will they eat our souls?

Yes.

Why?

Souls are delicious.

Oh. What can be done?

Nothing.

We accept our fate?

Unless you can run faster than the person next to you, then: yes.

The clowns have been sent in.

No. They were already here.

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