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Joooooohhhn. Ohhh, JoooooooOOOOOOOOOHHHhhhnn.

“Who the fuck is that?”

Your future.

bobby shorts

“No.”

Search your heart, John. You know it to be true.

“No. NO! I’ll never wear you!”

It’s going to be a hot summer, John.

“STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!”

A WELL-APPOINTED HOTEL BEDROOM

“OH MY GOD! Jesus! What a terrible dream! Katy, wake up and listen to my dream and tell me if I should Snapchat it.”

I’m not Katy.

“NOOOOOOOOOO!”