“Oh, good: the guitarists brought their guitars. That way, everyone will know they’re guitarists.
“Phil, the directions were to come dressed up and…oh, I didn’t realize that was a collared tie-dye. Classy. You and Jill having date night after this?
“Can we have some people looking at the camera and others just talking amongst themselves at random, please?
“Is the bearded one in the back gonna collapse? Because he’s gonna collapse.
“Looking good, Bob. Chess King have a return policy?”