Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Golden Gate Bridge To Unlimited Devotion


Dammit, Mickey: you can’t play the Golden Gate Bridge.

“You can play anything if you don’t care what it sounds like.”

True, but it would tie up traffic.

“We’re going to oscillate all the cables at the same frequency.”

Tesla built that once. He called it a death ray.

“Tesla called everything he built a death ray.”

Yeah, but he got this one right. Please don’t turn a bridge into a feedback loop. It ends badly.

“I’m just bored.”

I know, buddy.

“Do you have Josh’s number?”


“Because I’d like to do another Dead & Company tour.”

I bet.

“I mean: I was selling paintings in a mall in New Jersey last week, now I’m fucking around with erector sets.”

Next stop is model trains.

“Oh, Christ, I don’t want to be the old white guy into model trains.”

If it’s gonna happen, it’s gonna happen.

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