Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Great Silver Way

Nice to see you back where you belong, Jeff Chimenti.

“Off-Broadway is not for me.”

No.

“I like the Dead. Dude, do you know how much weed you’re allowed to smoke at rehearsals for a musical?”

None.

“None! I offered everyone dabs, and they looked at me like I was crazy.”

You brought your dab rig to rehearsal?

“Not the big one.”

Sure.

“I had to go out behind the theater during a coffee break. And by myself, too! I was like a leper with great hair.”

Poor guy.

“Problem is that now there are offers coming in. They want me to do Annie.”

To be the musical director for a restaging of Annie?

“No, they want me to play Annie.”

Why?

“I look incredible in the dress.”

Okay.

1 Comment

  1. Remember this?

    BRIEFLY: THEY’RE REEAALLY FEELIN’ THE LOVE TONIGHT

    November 8, 2007 by Ace Cowboyin

    It means no worries, brahhh: “Lion King audiences at the Minskoff have been sniffing the sweet scent of marijuana. It turns out the pot-head fans of former Grateful Dead bassist Phil Lesh, who’s doing a nine-day stint at the Nokia Theater next door, were lighting up. ‘The smoke was so thick it was seeping through the wall and into the Disney audience, and they started complaining…’”

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