Nice to see you back where you belong, Jeff Chimenti.
“Off-Broadway is not for me.”
“I like the Dead. Dude, do you know how much weed you’re allowed to smoke at rehearsals for a musical?”
“None! I offered everyone dabs, and they looked at me like I was crazy.”
You brought your dab rig to rehearsal?
“Not the big one.”
“I had to go out behind the theater during a coffee break. And by myself, too! I was like a leper with great hair.”
“Problem is that now there are offers coming in. They want me to do Annie.”
To be the musical director for a restaging of Annie?
“No, they want me to play Annie.”
“I look incredible in the dress.”