Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Hart And Soul Of The Ghostbusters

mickey deadandco drumstick weird
Hey, Mickey. Is the drumstick–


–your dong? Goddammit, Mickey: stop being weird.

“I’m happy!”

Well, that’s good. Tour is going well?

“I’m working twenty minutes a night and getting these enormous checks.”

That’s a “yes,” I take it.

“Hell, yeah. Rhythm Devils are back, baby. Know what me and Billy did the other night?”

Murdered someone?

“Not last night, the other night.”


“We double-teamed a fox!”


“Like the old days, man. We gave her a Holland Tunnel.”

“Gave her a Holland Tunnel.”


What’s a Holland Tunnel, Mickey?

“One side’s a lot smellier.”

We’re done.


  1. “…and I’ve been wearing these gloves since the Holland Tunnel action! They’re now my Holland Tunnel Gloves! Here, take a whiff….”

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