Well, aren’t you the cutest thing ever? You’re a little tiger.
“You’re a dumb whatever-the-hell you are.”
“Don’t care. One question: why don’t you sit on these things? They’re awesome. Best bed in the house.”
Question for you: what in the house do you not consider a bed?
“If you’re lazy enough, everything’s a bed.”
Sure. One more question.
“Last one. I think I hate you.”
Great. You know that thing where cats knock things off tables?
Why do you do that?
“Because fuck that shit.”