Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Lyrics To Help On The Way Without Research

Help on the way
I could go but I won’t and I like it that way
Paradise waves
Like the crest of a wave and I wave it that wave.

I oh why (Garcia)
WOOSH (Band)
See me cry (Garcia)
LUNCH (Band)
Anyone you think is a duh-duh doo.

Don’t fly away
You should see all the things that I got you today
Lay lady lay
Here’s a line something line and it ends with today

Make my way (Garcia)
COUCH (Band)
One more day
KOOSH (Band)
Anything you do is a thing you dooooo.



  1. closer than most mid 80s Helps

  2. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    August 4, 2017 at 12:47 am

    Holy fucking shit that’s funny. Thanks TotD.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    August 4, 2017 at 11:22 am

    and the bit with the Burp Talk (ice cold Coke with a Loco Moco burp, really bringing up gas you see). “Oooowarrrrggghhhh”.

  4. You should send this revealing new translation to Alex Allan. He had the entire resources of Bletchley Park working on Help on the Way for five years without getting this far.

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