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The Lyrics To Help On The Way Without Research

Help on the way
I could go but I won’t and I like it that way
Paradise waves
Like the crest of a wave and I wave it that wave.

I oh why (Garcia)
WOOSH (Band)
See me cry (Garcia)
LUNCH (Band)
Anyone you think is a duh-duh doo.

Don’t fly away
You should see all the things that I got you today
Lay lady lay
Here’s a line something line and it ends with today

Make my way (Garcia)
COUCH (Band)
One more day
KOOSH (Band)
Anything you do is a thing you dooooo.

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5 Comments

  1. MrCompletely

    closer than most mid 80s Helps

  2. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    Holy fucking shit that’s funny. Thanks TotD.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    and the bit with the Burp Talk (ice cold Coke with a Loco Moco burp, really bringing up gas you see). “Oooowarrrrggghhhh”.

  4. Big Red

    I like this

  5. Robin Russell

    You should send this revealing new translation to Alex Allan. He had the entire resources of Bletchley Park working on Help on the Way for five years without getting this far.

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