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The Meme Police, They’re Looking For Me

A reminder: this is simply not cool. Any sort of comparison between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton is sexist: their records, their fundraising, their body counts. ALL OF IT IS OFF-LIMITS, SHITLORDS.

For the truly progressive out there, as opposed to Bernie Bros, here are the topics one should stick to when discussing Ms. Clinton:

  • She’s due.
  • Bernie’s unelectable.
  • She already knows where everything in the White House is.
  • Vince Foster’s already dead; it’s not like she can murder him again.

Finally, while Sanders’ male supporters may be referred to as “Bernie Bros,” Clinton’s female fans should never be called “Hillary Harpies.”

Are you reading that damn Salon website again?

I can’t stop myself.

This behavior is becoming problematic.

Show me someone who isn’t problematic and I’ll say a prayer for ’em.




  1. God, this is not sexist at all. And I’m always on the lookout for that kind of stuff. Hillary’s disconnect with the younger voter has nothing to do with her chromosomes. She’s just out of touch and fuckin’ weird. And Bernie is way kickass to start with.

  2. Also, my dad came running downstairs this morning to show this to me when he realized I was awake and it was so sweet. “Maggie, look at this MEME!”

  3. Aw come on man. This is the one site I go to that isn’t wall to wall politics all the goddamn time. Even if poster Bernie is right about 73, I object to the practice.

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