You didn’t go for subtlety in your automobiles, did you?
“A black man can’t drive a Ferrari?”
A black man can drive whatever the hell he wants! I was referring specifically to you.
“You saying I ain’t a black man?”
You have the worst interpersonal skills I’ve ever seen.
“Suck my dick, honky.”
Simmer down, Mr. Davis. Which Ferrari is this?
“1967 275 GTB/4. 3.3 liter V-12 with six carburetors. How many carburetors your car have?”
None.
“So, I win.”
I don’t think that’s how technology works.
“Shut the fuck up. This car was designed by Pininfarina and built by Scaglietti. Who designed your car?”
A guy named Richard, according to the internet.
“White motherfucker.”
Why would you assume that?
“What’s his last name?”
Andrews-Perry.
“Hyphenated white motherfucker.”
Sure, probably. Didn’t you end up crashing all of your cars?
“I bought ’em: I can do whatever I want with ’em.”
True.
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How many white women and bags of cocaine can you fit in a Ferrari?
A 1967 Ferrari 275 GTB is the Wayne Shorter of automobiles.
That was just perfect Corry!
I know I have posted this before but it’s my favorite….
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Miles has sort of a Neal Cassady thing going there in that post photo. Although he’d undoubtedly deny it.
I wonder if there’s anyone who can do a Neal Cassady speed rap voiced like Miles Davis.
Convincingly, I mean.