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The Musical Never Stopped

Hey, Jeff Chimenti. How’s Broadway?



“I hate it so much and want to go back to the Grateful Dead.”

But the Dead doesn’t feed you and won’t put your name on the poster.

“Don’t care. Do you know what time they start practice in the legitimate theater world?”

The morning.

“Yeah! And the early part of the morning, too. The real morningy morning. Oh, and speaking of starting: do you know when things start?”


“When they’re supposed to! I’m used to easing into things 45 minutes late, or whenever Bobby shows up. It’s bordering on militaristic around here.”

That’s a bit hyperbolic. Overalls Wolverine is completely out of regs.

“I’ve been calling him Mister Muttonchops.”

That works.

“Dude, do you know how long a 20-minute intermission lasts here?”

20 minutes?

“Yeah! Isn’t that fucked up?”

No! That’s the way professionals behave.

“Exactly! I wanna go back to the Bush League. This whole environment is too tense for me.”

Okay. You making a move on Dita Von Teese?

“I’m gonna let her watch me shampoo.”



  1. Only two of those cast members are smoking weed with Chimenti.

    Maybe 3, but certainly Stealie T 1, and Stealie 2. Maybe 2nd tallest back row.

  2. Has anyone seen this play? Opinions?

  3. do not care bout this play/musical or whatever but juss the thought of watching Jeff wash that hair juss gets the ol’ juices flowing

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    December 28, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Captain Blankenship Mermaid Dry Shampoo. I’ve heard a lot of good chatter about this, seems appropriate for an hectic Off Broadway run.

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