Hey, Jeff Chimenti. How’s Broadway?
“I hate it so much and want to go back to the Grateful Dead.”
But the Dead doesn’t feed you and won’t put your name on the poster.
“Don’t care. Do you know what time they start practice in the legitimate theater world?”
“Yeah! And the early part of the morning, too. The real morningy morning. Oh, and speaking of starting: do you know when things start?”
“When they’re supposed to! I’m used to easing into things 45 minutes late, or whenever Bobby shows up. It’s bordering on militaristic around here.”
That’s a bit hyperbolic. Overalls Wolverine is completely out of regs.
“I’ve been calling him Mister Muttonchops.”
“Dude, do you know how long a 20-minute intermission lasts here?”
“Yeah! Isn’t that fucked up?”
No! That’s the way professionals behave.
“Exactly! I wanna go back to the Bush League. This whole environment is too tense for me.”
Okay. You making a move on Dita Von Teese?
“I’m gonna let her watch me shampoo.”