Thoughts On The Dead

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The Nine Days Of Jerry

On the first day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
A custom-made Alembic guitar.

On the second day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
Two violent drummers,
And a custom-made Alembic guitar.

On the third day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
Three pounds of hashish,
Two violent drummers,
And a custom-made Alembic guitar.

On the fourth day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
Four Philly cheese steaks,
Three pounds of hashish,
Two violent drummers,
And a custom-made Alembic guitar.

On the fifth day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
FIIIIIVE BLACK TEE-SHIRTS!
Four Philly cheese steaks,
Three pounds of hashish,
Two violent drummers,
And a custom-made Alembic guitar.

On the sixth day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
Six hotel rooms burning,
FIIIIIVE BLACK TEE-SHIRTS!
Four Philly cheese steaks,
Three pounds of hashish,
Two violent drummers,
And a custom-made Alembic guitar.

On the seventh day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
Seven series Beemer,
Six hotel rooms burning,
FIIIIIVE BLACK TEE-SHIRTS!
Four Philly cheese steaks,
Three pounds of hashish,
Two violent drummers,
And a custom-made Alembic guitar.

On the eighth day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
Eight randos randing,
Seven series Beemer,
Six hotel rooms burning,
FIIIIIVE BLACK TEE-SHIRTS!
Four Philly cheese steaks,
Three pounds of hashish,
Two violent drummers,
And a custom-made Alembic guitar.

On the ninth day of Jerry,
My Deadhead gave to me
Nine dodgy best friends,
Eight randos randing,
Seven series Beemer,
Six hotel rooms burning,
FIIIIIVE BLACK TEE-SHIRTS!
Four Philly cheese steaks,
Three pounds of hashish,
Two violent drummers,
And a custom-made Alembic guitar.

2 Comments

  1. What about the 12th day when Garcia comes back from the 4th Dimension and kicks Josh Meyers off of the stage. That’s day I am waiting for.

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