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“I got a fish, man! It’s big! And it’s Jesus, I think. Maybe I’m Jesus. Somebody’s Jesus, man.”

This is dumb.

“I’m gonna describe it in short sentences, man.”

Whose idea was this?

“Yours, man.”

You should have stopped me.

“Not the way this works, man.”

Holy shit, does that thing not look sea-worthy.

“It’s resting on the ground, man. This is more of a puddle than a body of water, man.”

Good idea.