Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Passing Of The Hair Dryer

“Why are you staring at my hair, Bob?”

“Looks great. Just bought it?”

“I don’t wear a hairpiece, Bob.”

“Sure, sure. Hair system. Whatever they call them now.”

“Weir, it’s all me.”

“Ah, yeah, I dunno.”

“Whaddya mean, ‘I dunno?'”

“Well, everyone knows I’m the one with the good hair in the Grateful Dead.”

“40 years ago. 40 years ago, you were the guy with the good hair. Now, due to the vagaries of male genetics, I have the hair.”

“Like how the Democrats and Republicans flipped in ’68?’

“Please don’t compare my hair to the Southern Strategy, Bob.”

“I make no promises.”


  1. Phil really should not be viewed in stark 90 degree profile. It undoes the whole gotten-better-looking-as-he-aged think. Nice hair notwithstanding.

  2. Doesn’t anyone use a flash anymore? Backlighting sucks.

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