What is going on?
In the middle of a show?
“Well, uh, racecar drivers fuel up in the middle of a race.”
“And, you know, I’m gonna share. Drummers can split a slice.”
Mighty white of you, Bobby.
“I have often been described as ‘white,’ yeah.”
What’s the topping situation?
“That’s actually pretty complicated. Obviously, uh, you don’t want too much grease in a performance setting, so pepperoni is out.”
“And we’re not dogs, so pupperoni is also out.”
“Obviously, no bluefin.”
“And, uh, we got our own mushrooms, so that’s not a priority.”
And they’re disgusting coprophages.
“That, too. As far as meatballs or sausage or bacon: someone in the band besides Garcia is always a vegetarian this week, so that’s a no go.”
Garcia couldn’t do the no-meat thing, huh?
“He did every once in a while, but then he’d finish the ice cream and want some goulash or something.”