As the Dead & Company tour is planned for the late Fall, Woody Hayes will already be in hibernation, plump from craft-services barbecue and tuggers from divorcees; he also will have plugged up his backdoor with leaves, dirt, and free t-shirts. It is dangerous to approach his dwelling during these months, but when Festival Season arrives anew, Woody Hayes will be there, sitting in on a Merle Haggard song and making a serious dent in the shrimp tray.
Sammy Hagar came down to TRI Studios one time when Billy and Mickey were there. Jeff Chimenti was there, too, as this pre-dated his life of crime. It didn’t sound anything like the Dead, obviously, but there was a goofy energy about it and they sounded like fun at 100 decibels; they played for hours. When they were putting their guitars away, Bobby asked Sammy Hagar to he wanted to tour with himself and the drummers and Sammy Hagar started laughing so hard that he pissed his jumpsuit.
David Gilmour responded to the Dead’s outreach with a handwritten note on handmade paper. It informed them that the offer was a huge honour (they do that) but he would have to regrettably decline, as he was already playing most of the venues a bit later in the year. If you didn’t know how to read British, you would assume he was being polite, but he was doing that English bullshit where he speaks in code because he’s fancy and all the other fancy people laugh at you.
An entreaty was also made to Queen’s Brian May, but the call did not go well because Brian May started talking about badgers. Brian May is fucking obsessed with badgers, which as far as I can make out, are some sort of fat European tunnel squirrel. They fuck up gardens; they’re pests; Brian May has chosen them as his totem. After around ten minutes of “They also enjoy eating rutabaga,” Billy lost his patience and called him a limey and that was the end of that.
Stevie Ray Vaughn did not return calls.
I have some friends on Instagram who are OBSESSED with Brian May. Like, daddy-level. It’s fucking hilarious.
https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54
weird al yo
You’ve got friends OBSESSED with old, not quite household name, rock stars? And they have DADDDDDDYYYYYY issues?
CREEEEEEEEEPY!!!!!
C.O.T.D
Dude. You have no idea what teenage girls do. I’m one of the more “normal” ones. I have had an Instagram page for the Dead for over a year now and though this I’ve befriended many girls my age, some of whom are fucking obsessed with Brian May. It’s hilarious. Some of em like Jimmy Page; others, Robert Plant; and quite a bunch LOVE Brian Jones, Syd Barrett, and George Harrison. it’s so fucking funny. I love it.
Nice: “David Gilmour responded to the Dead’s outreach with a handwritten note on handmade paper.”
SRV has been like that for years.
Stand-offish.
Mayer has a disturbing SRV tattoo.
pics
http://data.whicdn.com/images/98723740/large.jpg
http://linvant.nl/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mayer003.jpg
There are no words.
It all even though, SRV had a John Mayer tattoo
http://www.galleryoftattoosnow.com/MikeDevriesTattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/medium/donkey_Wm.jpg
Im so done