Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“Don’t you have anyone else to bother?”
What!? You’re doing stuff! It’s exciting. The other guys are no fun. Phil posts a virtually identical picture of himself at his restaurant every week; Mickey is posting inspirational memes; Billy’s off the radar entirely.
“What about Josh?”
I just can’t with him right now.
“The laundry thing?”
“It was a bit much.”
You know what I’m talking about.
“Everyone has different bliss.”
It’s laundry, man.
How much gear does it take to play one cowboy song?
“It takes a Grateful Dead’s worth.”
I didn’t know that was a unit of measurement.
“Sure you did.”