Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Pump(kin) Song


Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Don’t you have anyone else to bother?”

What!? You’re doing stuff! It’s exciting. The other guys are no fun. Phil posts a virtually identical picture of himself at his restaurant every week; Mickey is posting inspirational memes; Billy’s off the radar entirely.

“What about Josh?”

I just can’t with him right now.

“The laundry thing?”


“It was a bit much.”

You know what I’m talking about.

“Everyone has different bliss.”

It’s laundry, man.

“Sure, yeah.”

How much gear does it take to play one cowboy song?

“It takes a Grateful Dead’s worth.”

I didn’t know that was a unit of measurement.

“Sure you did.”

A little.

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