Thoughts On The Dead

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The Queen Fisher

If someone endeavored to create a perfect five minutes for me, it might combine my love of strong women, low tolerance for foolishness, Star Wars, and a dog named Gary.

Carrie Fisher might have used up her last fuck on Ronald Reagan’s re-election. Watch this.


  1. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    December 5, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    Poor Gary…

  2. He’s a good boy.

  3. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    December 5, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    Neither here nor there, decoration, at best…

    • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

      December 5, 2015 at 8:48 pm


      • Eek, when I was in church yesterday they asked us all to stop saying “Happy Holidays” and go back to saying “Merry Christmas” because “Jesus is the reason for the season.”

        I whispered to my sister, “Do they even know that Chanukah is tomorrow? Fuckers.”

        War on Christmas my ass.

  4. Yeah, she gives like 2 fucks about shit. I notice age will give you the ability to call BS like you have the force.

  5. Anyone else think ToTD should write a Bar Guide? I tried to make a Lenny Bruce the other night – equal parts gin, dilaudid and desperation, visibly shaken – but it ended in a horrible mess. I could really use a good Carrie Fisher recipe.

  6. Gary mistook that glowstick for a hotdog in the Phish parking lot, and hasnt been able to lick or scratch his balls ever since.

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