Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Short Guide To All Those Idiotic “The Philosophy Of…” Books

Iron Man The richer you are, the more moral you become.

Star Wars Stoicism is the right choice, as the galaxy is full of wizards, some of whom are evil and might destroy your planet at any moment.

Batman Vigilantism is acceptable if you’re really cool.

SupermanÜbermensch can be friendly.

Westworld Robots may or may not be living souls, but they can definitely be fucked.

Mr. Robot Christian Slater may or may not be a living soul, but he can definitely be fucked.

The Matrix Nothing matters; it’s all destiny.

Harry Potter Nothing matters; it’s all destiny.

Aquaman Nothing matters; it’s all halibut.


  1. (I think that’s Mr Robot, not I Robot, with C. Slater).

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      February 4, 2017 at 9:22 pm

      DAMMIT. This is the night of Without Research. I will now pretend that I meant to do that, even as I go back and edit it.


      • (I put it in paretheses, so no one can see it).

        (I kind of like the idea of Slater doing Asimov’s three laws of robotics in his earnest Slatervoice though).

        (Better than that Will Smith piece of shit movie anyway).

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