The best painters are often
The most humble,
Aren’t they?

Anderson Cooper is secretly embarrassed.

We’ve got great hopes for that
Omniprocessor.
It permits us to cut the expense of collecting
Sludge
From needy homes.

Too bad Michael is not her actual biological father.

Don’t worry,
Where CNN shows anomalous behavior,
Our resident trolls
And
Poli-bashers will fill in by using misdirection,
Etc.

Anyone remember Hitler’s browncoats?