Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Telltale Fart

“Jesus! What is that fucking SMELL? Is that you, Lenore? Where’s it coming from?”

SNIFFSNIFFSNIFF

“It’s coming from under the floorboards! Bring me my literary crowbar!”

SKRINCH

“IT’S A FART, LENORE! IT’S THE FART I WAS TRYING TO KEEP SECRET! NOOOOOOOOO!”

That’s enough.

See what I did?

Yes. Don’t do it anymore.

Oh, I ran out of joke. We’re done here.

Great.

 

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