Thoughts On The Dead

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The Ten Commandments Of The Bro Bible

  1. I am the BRO thy Bro
  2. Thou shalt not put hoes before me, for I am your BRO.
  3. Thou shalt not post images of your BRO on Insta when your BRO has dicks drawn on him.
  4. Thou shalt not call it a “frat.”
  5. No fat chicks.
  6. No eye contact during gay shit.
  7. Thou shalt not use racial epithets in public without looking over BOTH shoulders.
  8. Thou shalt not snake thy BRO’s skank, for there is more skank on campus than there are stars in Heaven.
  9. Thou shalt not covet thy BRO’s puka necklace, or topsiders, or whatever the fuck BROs are wearing these days.
  10. Thou shalt not bear false witness against your BRO, but it’s perfectly fine to bear false witness against, like, a chick or a Mexican.

Inspired by this “article.”


  1. You speak the truth my faithful Indian companion

  2. #fakestjerry

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