Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Thighs Of Jerry Gars

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Hey, Garcia. Whatcha doing?

“Getting a whole shitload of free guitars, nice check.”

Did you know there was a photo shoot today?

“Sure, man. Drove myself here and everything.”

And you went with the shorts.

“I did, yeah. Hot out.”

Yeah, but you’re in.

“Stop hassling me, man.”

Stop making me look at your thighs, man.

“Get stuffed.”

Scabby-ass knees, hairless hamstrings: what’s the drag coefficient of your legs?




  1. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    September 4, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    Uhh, it kinda seems like there was supposed to be a pic at the top? But there isn’t one?

    This blog really confuses me sometimes.

    OK, all the time, but let’s try to be optimistic.

  2. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    September 4, 2015 at 8:54 pm

    Also is “Jergars” a thing yet?

    We could make it a thing.

  3. I see the picture 3 times in this post, one after another…

  4. Second or third time our “Friends from the North” have hijacked the comment section with their flappy-head talk…anybody out there understand anything they’re saying?? I’m from Detroit and still can’t make it out.

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