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The Thighs Of Jerry Gars

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Hey, Garcia. Whatcha doing?

“Getting a whole shitload of free guitars, nice check.”

Did you know there was a photo shoot today?

“Sure, man. Drove myself here and everything.”

And you went with the shorts.

“I did, yeah. Hot out.”

Yeah, but you’re in.

“Stop hassling me, man.”

Stop making me look at your thighs, man.

“Get stuffed.”

Scabby-ass knees, hairless hamstrings: what’s the drag coefficient of your legs?

“Parish?”

SORRYI’MLEAVINGSORRYDON’THITME.

33 Comments

  1. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    Uhh, it kinda seems like there was supposed to be a pic at the top? But there isn’t one?

    This blog really confuses me sometimes.

    OK, all the time, but let’s try to be optimistic.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Okay, who can see the pic? Raise your hands. And who can’t?

      I can see the picture in my phone, but not on my laptop. I figured it was just a glitch in the matrix.

      • spencer

        Garcia stop by the photo booth at the mall?

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        I can see it now. He just came back from surfin’ some tasty waves! On a board made out of persian turtle shells.

        He found that guitar stuck in a reef, and couldn’t just leave it there to die…

      • Morning Deuce

        I see the bottom pic, but top 2 are no dice.

  2. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    Also is “Jergars” a thing yet?

    We could make it a thing.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      What would it mean?

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        IT WUD BE A THING LIKE JLOW OR BRANGLEINA OR SNOOPY. IT WUD BE COOL AND EVERYBUDDY WUD LIKE IT.

        • thoughtsonthedead

          THOSE ARE TWO PEOPLE AND GARCIA WAS ONLY ONE PEOPLE

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        No further questions, your honor.

  3. snivelingsneven

    I see the picture 3 times in this post, one after another…

  4. Big O

    Second or third time our “Friends from the North” have hijacked the comment section with their flappy-head talk…anybody out there understand anything they’re saying?? I’m from Detroit and still can’t make it out.

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