Gonna be honest with you, Enthusiasts: it is raining and lightning-ing and thundering here at Fillmore South and I am simply not having it. I do not like it; I would not prefer it, no. Gimme none that, none that storm, HOOOO-boy.
I have no idea what you’re doing specifically, but I’m sure it’s racist.
I’m just trying to tell the nice people that if there aren’t any posts for a while, it’s because their intrepid reporter is hiding under the bed or maybe just getting right in the fucking dryer like a puppy.
Don’t like thunder.