Thoughts On The Dead

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The Title Of This Post Is Not “Bob Weir And Phish”

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“Billy, you look terrible.”

“I’m not Billy, Bob.”

“Mickey?”

“No, we’re Phish.”

“You look like men.”

“With a ‘ph,’ Bob.”

“Obviously: around 7.4, fairly alkaline.”

“We are not the Grateful Dead, Bobby.”

“Not with that attitude. And, uh, actually: one of you is a Grateful Dead. Decade from now or so.”

“What?”

“Nothing. Listen: I’m standing in the middle of musicians being the best-looking one. Sounds like the Dead to me.”

“I’m sorry your friend died, Mr. Bobby. My gerbil died and I cried so hard.”

“Thanks, Page.”

4 Comments

  1. Tray and Fish look so nonplussed and Mike and Page look like they were deadheads.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    October 12, 2016 at 9:41 am

    Phish in their “deer in the headlights” daze.

  3. MeanPhishPerson

    October 12, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    Look between Page and Mike!

  4. Cocaine is a a hell of a drug.

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