“Twerking? TWERKING? No, no: Bill Graham productions would never be involved with any such thing–twerking, what is this? We have clean, family acts: Pentangle’s opening for Moby Grape this weekend; next month we have The Cream and Albert Ayler is on the bill because these fakakta kids don’t know what’s good for them, so BILL GRAHAM’S GONNA MAKE ‘EM LISTEN!
“No twerking, no, what the fuck is that? why are you even asking me about twerking? Are you aware of how I spent my childhood and you’re still saying the word ‘twerking’ to me? Astonishing. BILL GRAHAM’S THROWING YOU OUT OF THIS BILL GRAHAM PRODUCTION!”