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Pikachu!

Why do you have tits?

Pikachu! I choose you!

And why is your dialogue in purple? Wait, hold on: do you know those demon fucking bears?

I choose you!

Don’t choose me, man.

Choose him.

Choose him.

Pikachu, Pikachu, I choose you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!