For most of the Spring Tour in ’78, Bobby insisted he had become a Were-Weir. That is, every full moon, he would “Weir out” and be SOOO MUCH MORE BOBBY and they should probably lock him up for everyone’s safety. Grrrrrr. Everyone ignored him except Mrs. Donna Jean, who porked him.
Also, getting him out of his room on those couple days was tedious:
“Say it like I told you.”
It was enough to drive a man to drink.