Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

There’s No Frizz Like Show Frizz

If you just ask Bobby–

“Get stuffed, man.”

–he’ll help you with your hair.

“Beat it.”

You look like the dude from Coheed & Cambria.

“Oh, they’re great. I caught their show last week.”

Please stop using–


–the Time Sheath to check out bands from the future.

“You heard my answer, man.”


  1. Beyond Full Muppet.
    Probably Peak Muppet.
    Dr Teeth & The Electric Kool-Aid Ahem
    Pigpens In SPAAAAACE!!

  2. Bobby’s shoulder trouble comes from looking at his left hand while he plays.

    Garcia should have told him to quit doing that.

    • Because everyone in that band did EXACTLY what Garcia said? Mmmm… I might be reacting because I’m considerably younger than Bobby, and I have a bum shoulder, mostly from Just Doing Stuff. I like your theory, but I’m not sure it’s a necessary cause.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    February 12, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    this looks like Golden Gardens Seattle WA. The Pines.

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