- ATM.
- Water fountain.
- Public bathroom.
- WiFi hotspot.
- Hot dog stand, but only with big yellow-and-blue umbrella with “Sabrett” written on it.
- Cart selling those giant pretzels with the grains of salt as big as a child’s knuckle.
- Dog to pet.
- Fat guy in Hawaiian shirt giving out high-fives and compliments
- Pit of quicksand, but with many signs warning you of the danger, so you could avoid it; that way, no matter how bad your day was: hey, at least you avoided the quicksand.
- Art of some sort would be lovely.
- I would say those leave-a-book/take-a-book library boxes, but I am sure that perverts would stick various pornographies in there immediately.
- Canadian Mountie in full uniform giving directions.
- In summer, wading pool.
- In winter, trash can fire surrounded by hobos in fingerless gloves warming themselves.
- The musical stylings of Miss Patti LaBelle, y’all.
- Registration kiosk for Federal Service: remember, service guarantees citizenship.
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Almost…
Happy Long Weekend!
Sorry to just slap this here but… The DEA is going to make Kratom a schedule 1 substance on Sept 30. I am a 40 yo Enthusiast, and have been an Enthusiast since I was 14. I had never heard of kratom until my RLS (had it since childhood) became unbareable a couple years ago. I learned about it as a natural therapy thru an RLS discussion board. It eliminates my symptoms without bad side effects, which all prescribed meds caused me. It is a leaf from a tree. Here is a petition if you care to sign it…. I thought some folks who hangout here would be understanding. Again, sorry to just throw this out here, but I feel strongly about this issue and hang here a lot.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/please-do-not-make-kratom-schedule-i-substance
That is pure fuckery right there, a good friend of mine uses it for crippling anxiety, it seems like a better alternative than the myriad of pills Dr.Feelgood was prescribing (Benzodiazepans and the subsequent dependence on them). It is still widely available in Canada if that helps.
Thanks Spencer. I’d probably end up pulling a Bobby Probert at the border tho, can’t afford that situation. Will see how the election turns out, maybe we will end up living in a cabin near Hornepayne before too long.