Thoughts On The Dead

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Things Less Russian Than Wikileaks

  • Bear on unicycle.
  • Big furry hats.
  • That dance where you cross your arms and crouch down and kick your legs out. (Current international tensions aside, I gotta give this one to the Russians: their national dance is better than ours. Because the American national dance is either line dancing or the Electric Slide.)
  • The Emancipation of the Serfs by Alexander II, 1861.
  • Thousand-page novels about misery and winter.
  • Misery.
  • Winter.
  • A dashcam video of a drunken man in a tracksuit firing an uzi while surfing like Teen Wolf atop a stolen school bus.
  • Brutally exterminating kulaks.
  • Debating Nixon in a kitchen.
  • Debating a bear in a kitchen.
  • Being uninvadable.

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  1. Speaking of debating Nixon in a kitchen, K Blows Top is a great read.

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