Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Things Mickey Has Licked

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  • The Beast.
  • The Beam.
  • All other drums, no matter how unwashed or foreign.
  • Each wife.
  • Most stone-cold teen foxes.
  • Some backstage tugger-skanks.
  • Lollipops.
  • The Sagrada Familia (1964.)
  • The Sagrada Familia (1981.)
  • The Sagrada Familia (1990.)
  • Once, Mickey got down on all four and drank his milk up just like a kitty, but he was high as fuck, so I don’t know if it should count.
  • Half-dead nine-volt batteries.
  • The insides of many, many baggies.


  1. I first read “baggies” as “haggis”.

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  2. I thought you said the inside of many, many maggies but that would have been wrong and possibly even illegal.

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