Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Things More Fragile Than Derrick Rose

  • The ice in the center of the lake during March.
  • House of cards.
  • Actual house made of cards.
  • Dragonfly wings.
  • Dragonfly egos. (They’re so fucking sensitive. I can’t even with dragonflies anymore.)
  • The truce between Mickey and Phil after Mickey stole Phil’s toilet, which should have been impressive, except it was Chimichanga Night, so it was problematic.
  • Anything dipped in liquid nitrogen.
  • Butter Jenga. (That is the popular game of Jenga played with sticks of butter. It is not recommended for houses with dogs or sentient pancakes, as butter is a symbol of death to the sentient pancake community.)
  • Keith’s relationship with consciousness.
  • The Fall of Sound, which is what historians call the period when the Wall of Sound adopted Christianity and eventually split into an Eastern and Western speaker columns.

1 Comment

  1. O.K., I’m awake.

    It was the Spence Dryden nightmare. Again.

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