- Punching.
- Shouting.
- Revenge!
- Destroying the Enterprise.
- Jumping from place to place.
- Jumping off of things.
- Jumping in place.
- Disobeying basic laws of physics.
- Karate.
- Terrible wigs.
- Terrible special effects. (Wait: Star Trek always had that. Ignore this one.)
- Handsomeness.
- Interspecies humping.
- Fastness.
- Furiousity.
- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
- WHOOOOOOSH!
- ZAP!
- Mock turtlenecks.
Stupidity
http://www.slapkirk.com/play
This is why humanity exists.
Beastie … Alien Boys?
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–XdTLwnb9–/18r7g5x7vt123jpg.jpg
In case anyone’s confused about 21st century Star Trek’s love of “Sabotage.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlOTRxt-dIw#t=25
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/hxcAAOSwqu9U1SwF/s-l400.jpg
Having avoided Star Trek my whole life, I have no idea the point of this shirt.
Spencer,
I am in the opposite situation, I am seriously naive about Star Wars, but pretty caught up on Star Trek.
So I just laughed along to fit in with the Star Wars post.. I feel in my element now.
If Lake Erie freezes this winter, I will meet you in the middle to discuss the pros/cons of both.
You should go someplace warmer. No offense, man: you should let other people plan your bro-dates.
http://apps.startribune.com/blogs/user_images/pauldouglas_1399494490_RedneckIceFishing.jpg
There is room for three ToTD!!
There’s room for thousands in the middle of a frozen lake; I will not be one of them.
Winter’s for suckers.
That is why half of Canada relocates to your fine state every winter.
Don’t remind me. Tell them that right turns on red are legal here.
Ha ha, that would be the Quebecois who drive like that.
An old Florida joke is that “Je me souviens” means “I don’t where I’m going.”
Spencer,
We do not need coolers when sitting on Ice, but we probably should wear our shirts
Je me laugh my ass off!
– Action hero humorous quips
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Interspecies hamst…….forget it.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/9835b6546d0da47af5037f073aa469db/tumblr_nz8sc8WTut1tpg4boo1_400.gif
Interspecies humping goes way back in Star Trek..
I could prove my point but I would sound like a nerd and then Maggie would tease me, and I would be sad miss work tomorrow and being the holiday season and the lack of daylight, and the emotional troubles surrounding Christmas, combined with the next mass shooting, the pendulum would swing into darkness.
So just trust me, there was interspecies humping in the 60’s and in the 90’s.
Hey Speaking of Dark Christmas, when do we do best Evar Christmas song?
After Star Wars Week.
Nimoy and Hendrix were best bros, closer than Wier and Jimi.
When Nimoy came over Hendrix gave him the couch and sent weir to the garage couch.
https://lh3.ggpht.com/-c87f9t1wvEo/ULVzRhkaRwI/AAAAAAAAJG8/5yA7hYMfD4o/s1600/leonard-nimoy-and-jimi-hendrix.jpg
https://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/leonard-nimoy_s-pet-pad.jpg
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Micky?
Smoking Leather, I’m not sure myself.