Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Things The Doctor Compared My Prostate To

  • Weather balloon
  • Softball left outside all winter.
  • One of those globes with a bar inside it.
  • Puppy. (Large breed.)
  • Full-grown dog. (Small breed.)
  • The prostate of a much, much larger man.
  • Ostrich egg.
  • That boulder Indiana Jones had to run from in the first movie.
  • The Salton Sea.
  • Kim Jong Un’s head.
  • 9-banded armadillo rolled up into a ball for protection.
  • One of those cheeseburgers that you get for free if you can finish it an hour.
  • BB-8.
  • The Matterhorn. (This one’s not a joke. Motherfucker actually said “Matterhorn.”)
  • Happy Fun Ball that is only one of those three things.
  • Enormous tiny thing.
  • Miniature enormous thing.
  • Dyson Sphere.


  1. Well that doesn’t sound good…I think.

    • NoThoughtsOnDead

      July 5, 2016 at 7:03 pm

      Nope. Here’s to health intervention, at whatever level you choose. We need many Thoughts, over many years, and we need you to write them. Best wishes to you and “the puppy.”

      • Indeed. I’ve lost five family members on my mothers maternal side of the family to colon cancer. Every time I get checked and get a clean bill of health it’s like having a winning Powerball ticket.

        The good thing these days is if you find something early it’s usually the end of a potential problem.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    July 5, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    too much sitting ToTD. go for walks man.

  3. Hmmm . . . We might end up together in the National Graphomanic Prostatic Support Group soon. I will be the one in the Team Donna T-Shirt.

    Good luck. Seriously.

  4. You remind me I need to get mine checked. I guess I have to ask.

  5. Many good Thoughts going out to TotD. Hoping it’s just a case of the old BPH. Good luck, man.

  6. hugh.c.mcbride

    July 6, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Wishing you nothing but the best, ToTD!

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