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Things Yelled At U.S. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) At Last Night’s Town Hall

  • Boo!
  • Hiss!
  • You’re a wizard, Harry!
  • Please, God, for all that’s holy: do something!
  • Head’s Up! (There was a softball game next door, and someone hit a foul ball into the crowd.)
  • Вы делаете замечательную работу! Пожалуйста, продолжайте по тому же пути!
  • Jason! It’s Timothy! We met at the Ramrod the other night! I was one of the guys who came on you! Why haven’t you called?
  • Your head looks like Vanessa Del Rio’s crotch, you gimlet-eyed fuck!
  • Has the president grabbed you yet, pussy?
  • Bingo! (That woman was in the wrong room.)
  • Vile and deceitful cur, your shame and cowardice reeks like an unwashed asshole!
  • Was this how you thought it would go? Honestly, Jason: was this what you saw in your mind’s eye as the status quo three weeks into his term?
  • Look out for the raccoons! (Mickey was there; he threw a duffel bag full of furious raccoons at the congressman. The act received the only cheer of the night.)

2 Comments

  1. Don’t sully the name of Vanessa Del Rio with this Tea Party moralist who is bereft of any scruples(wasn’t he still more concerned a couple weeks ago with prosecuting Benghazi than any problems that might arise from Trump’s cronies? I guess Russian General Mike Flynn might change Mr Chaffetz’s plans to prosecute Hillary). The only thing I can say to Jason is it must not be fun when the rabbit has got the gun.

  2. Too bad Jerry never played a guitar named Tigress.

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