“I’m in Time-Out.”
Well, you wanted to be Al Capone.
“Al Capone? I was smoking a joint in a Toyota!”
Don’t rationalize your anti-social ways.
“I’m not a criminal.”
What about the counterfeiting?
“Okay, that’s a crime, yeah.”
They take that one real serious, too.
“A government that sees any humor in faking its currency is not a government for very long.”
True dat, Jeff Chimenti.
Can you get out of there?
Why don’t you crawl under the piano?
“Mickey put his duffel bag full of raccoons there.”
Oh, I haven’t seen those critters in a while. How are they?
“Rabid, vicious, smart, strong, and many.”
Yeah, that’s them.