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Your clothes are impractical.

“But useful: someone’s paying me to wear them.”

Billy would love you.

“How dismissive and sexist of you. We’re dropped in this world with no weapons, and must make do with whatever parlor tricks we learn.”

True.

“Besides, anyone ever pay to look at you?”

Not once. Literally not ever.

“There you go. And I’ll have you know that I am a Deadhead.”

Really?

“Oh, are you going to give me the little quiz? Going to mansplain the Manful Dead, and all about being a Manthusiast?”

Stop doing that to words.

“You’re a judgemental churl. Appearances are not to be trusted.”

Okay, okay.

“Now buy me some balloons from that guy.”

Which guy?

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“DRUGS FOR SALE, KIDS!”

You should trust that guy’s appearance.

“He’s cool. He’s in costume.”

“SHE’S RIGHT. I’M OFFICER FUCK AND I LOVE HARRY MENDOZA!”

I’m out.