Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

This Is All A Dream I Blogged: Chapter Four

Every single woman recognized that Lenny Hart was a crook the moment they met him; not one guy picked up on the fact that when there is money missing, you question the newly-hired sweaty guy yelling about the Lord. It’s amazing the Dead didn’t have all of their money stolen more times.

Although, unlike other people (Billy Joel comes to mind), the Dead got all their money stolen from them relatively early, when there time to make more money. (Which was then stolen.)

Lenny even stole poor Pig’s savings. Pig didn’t trust banks, so he socked his pennies away with Lenny and the thief stole that, too.

He even took the furniture.

3 Comments

  1. Man smart, woman smarter.

  2. “When there is money missing, you question the newly-hired sweaty guy yelling about the Lord.”

    When I finally get around to launching my “Thoughts About Thoughts On the Dead” blog, the archive of sentences that made me giggle & applaud while simultaneously snorting things out of my nose will be a most impressive page. And this sentence (technically, part of a sentence that I sentenceified for purposes of narrative focus) will most definitely be there.

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